$19.95 + Tax - The Abyssinians

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Anything you need, ‘avin' a Visa or a MasterCard

Living in the USA

They say it’s a great place to be

It is a centre of false attraction

Inna dis a place

There is a lot of action

Some people call it a new event

That they read about in the Bible

But sometime I tell you, my friend

You think you’re in hell

Anything you need

Living in the USA

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

In a few

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

When your gold turnin' to brass

You know your diamond is made out of glass

So they say the first will never last

Don’t spend your money so fast

Save me from the evil of this nineteen ninety-five

Turned upside down

I don’t want this life burning my ground

And six sixty-six on the way

Coming to you

It’s the mark of the beast

Watch what you do

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

In a few

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

Come bust down your belly

And listen to some Bible tricks

Or you can hear the greatest hits

Or lose some weight without trying

They all say they’re not lying

Yet I and I is crying

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

In a few

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you

All you need

Is nineteen ninety-five plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail

Post it to you