The Hopeless Romantic - The Alchemist, Action Bronson

Catch me high at the arraignment

Never been a plaintiff

Shit I’ll aim the stainless like I’m Nameth

Lawyer tackled the case like he played for the Ravens

So I stuff him with cheese like a danish

Damn I crave paper

Catch me later at the Laker game

I bet a grip on the Knicks

Carmelo sweating on my kicks cause I’m court side

It’s time to cut weight

I’m a free man, that’s what I should say

Nobody holding me back except myself, that’s what I realize

Pealing the 5, now I’m feeling the vibe

Hand on the wheel, drugs in my eyes

Money on my mind

I think about it all the time

Cause there was a time I never had shit

Now I got shit, it’s like magic

All these cars in front of the crib look like a pageant

I catch AIDS, find the cure like I’m Magic

Hide the fucking drugs inside a rabbit

I’m a bastard

It’s so easy to just be looked over

Never looked sober

Look through the eyes of a soldier

Look fly in the Rover, lions and cobras

Keep the iron in the toga

Send a message, leave you lying over

Bitches crushing on the kid so now they’re flying over

Half of the world’ll get wrapped up in pearls

Like the Queen of England, stay wavy

Mercedes color Wayne Brady, it’s me, baby

Please baby, ain’t nobody taking my spot

That’s on my mother kid

Cross my heart and hope to die

That’s on some other shit

This motherfucking kid been coveted

Different types of silks is what I’m covered with

Baby I’m loving it

Your boy is hotter than an oven mitt

If I was broke then you’d be running your shit

Poke your kidney with the knife I cut an onion with

Then poach your kidney with some onions and shit

It’s me