Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates! - The Aquabats

Young Jim, as a lad

He looked for adventure

Calamity, danger, whatever was free

So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings

And he left home to find his destiny

Jim just a boy, who’s

Head full of legends

Of dungeons and dragons

And pirates and stuff

So that summer he snuck on a schooner

To harpoon tuna

And get real buff

The Captain he said

There’s danger ahead

We need some brave men

To sail and then

We’ll find us those pirates

Stop them with violence

To make the ocean safe

Once again."

Cleaning up the oceans

Captain Hampton and his crew

Trouble in the seven seas

He’ll know what to do

Captain, he hates rubbish

To him pirates are just soot

Scallywags and scurvy dogs

Are crushed under his foot

Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton

Ahoy, Ahoy

Pillaging the Pillagers

Triumphantly he’ll sail away

Now, seven weeks into the trip

And Jim was sick to death

Of being sick

Some kind of action he wanted

As he searched the seas

For everyday was the same old… stuff

The night he felt like jumping ship

But then he heard a crash

Hit the starboard side of the ship

And bumped him out of his bunk

Onto his bottom

Our heroes drew their swords

As the midgets swarmed aboard

The pirates surprise attack

The tiny buccaneers

Caught us by surprise

As we tried to battle back

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la

Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton

Ahoy Ahoy

Pillaging the Pillagers

Triumphantly he ran away!