I'm A Rich Man's Toy - The Auteurs

I’m a rich man’s toy

Sick of the way you’ve been putting me down

Sick of all your stupid games

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy

You’re a son of a gun and I’m easily led

Coming up sometimes for air

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy

Sick of the way you’ve been putting me down

Sick of all your stupid games

A toy — when you die they’ll burn your bones

But they’ll never destroy your reamins

You must be the king of the world

I’m a rich man’s toy

The duchess envoy said when I was a kid

You’d smack me around on a whim

I’m a rich man’s toy

Your boyfriend moved all my things in the hall

Didn’t know you were sleeping with him

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy

With powder and make-up

D’you think that I scrub well?

Watching you wake up

Who’s right who’s not

Who’s gonna get it now

Who’s gonna get it

What’s the matter with me?

What’s the matter with you?

What’s the matter with me?

Read us the riot act or read off your cues

Read us the news

Powder and make-up

Watching you wake up

Do you think that I scrub well

Who’s right who’s not?

Who owes who what

Who’s gonna get it now…

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy

I’m a rich man’s toy