H.E.L.P. Is On The Way - The Beach Boys

Stark naked in front of my mirror\nA pudgy person somehow did appear\nSeems lately all I’ve eaten sugar and fat\nIt’s getting obvious that’s not where it’s at\nA big pot and tripley chin\nOh what condition my condition was in\nLaughing at myself at what a crying shame\nWhat ever happened to my Greek godly frame\nCyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too\nAren’t always good as they seem\nDoughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too\nThat’s what you get when you eat that way\nI read a book on organic foods\nJumped on a health food kick\nPut me in the mood\nYou may not get to perfect overnight\nBut on the way you’re feelin' clean out of sight\nWe ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd\nWe’re gonna spread the news and give you the word\nWe hope that soon you’ll eat like we did today\nWe’re mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way\nSalad with a special knock you right off your seat\nWith carrot juice to wash it all down\nYummy carob cookies are an organic treat\nAnd H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town\nH.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace\nHamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out\nYou’ll feel so good you’ll jump up and shout\nIf you haven’t why don’t you go shopping today\nAnd 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way\nRadiant Radish