Soul Finger (Including Funky Broadway) - The Blues Brothers, Joe Gastwirt

Good evening everyone and welcome

To the United States of America

And indeed we have congregated here at this time

To celebrate a most treasured wellspring of contemporary music

It is the sound which historians in the far future might catalog

Under twentieth century pre-light-emitting-diode euphoric

But today the sound lives and tonight is sampled exclusively

For your entertainment pleasure

From the music capitals of this continent

This is the hard hitting show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues

Ladies and gentlemen, these are The Blues Brothers