My, I'm Large - The Bobs

Bobs

My, I’m Large

My, I’m Large

My, I’m large

Just before I fell asleep last night

I lost track of my size

I think I’m huge now

I don’t know why

I still seem to fit inside my car

'Cause I’m not the same size

I know I’m huge now

Ever since I was a kid I’d lay in bed at night

And it would seem like my body got bigger

Always in the morning I’d be back to normal

But look at me now, I’m so enormous

Little persons all around me

Sweep the streets and mow the lawn

It’s so lonely being different

I’m afraid I might hurt them

It’s time for lunch

I’m scared to give in to my appetite

So just a salad for me

Because I’m still very large

Mikhail Baryshnikov was in the line

At the supermarket

And he was so small

(so small!)

Ever since I was a kid I’d lay in bed at night

And it would seem that my body got bigger

Always in the morning I’d be back to normal

But look at me now I’m so enormous

Little persons all around me

Sweep the streets and mow the lawn

It’s so lonely being different

I’m afraid I might hurt them

Fee Fi Fo Fum