Honest Man's Blues - The Broken Family Band

If you work in a whorehouse you’re gonna get fucked

If you sleep in a river you’re gonna get ducked

If you count all your chickens you’ll die like a dog

And if you lie to me again I’ll take you closer to God

Oh my lordy oh my honey I don’t believe you stole that money

But if I find out you got rich I’ll take my share and you won’t bitch about it

You may believe in redemption, you may believe in the lord

You may believe that the pen is mightier than the sword

But the papers that you sign with that powerful ink

Might show you up for being a little dumber than you think

Oh my lordy oh my honey I don’t believe you stole that money

But if I find out you got rich I’ll take my share and you won’t bitch about it