Sportsman - The Busters

The tie-break makes me nervous

My nerves are made of steel

If i would have the racket

I would make the deal

Splish-splash into the pool

These guys swim far too slow

This is not a bathtub

That’s what i would let them know

I’m a sportsman and i never lose

No game is too rough, no race is too tough

I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?

I’m the champion in front of my tv screen

I survive all accidents

On the grand prix race and track

Even if a car explodes

It’s just a little gag

They sometimes need some doping

It’s controls that they fear

But i don’t need those dirty tricks

I rather drink my beer

I’m a sportsman and i never lose

No game is too rough, no race is too tough

I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?

I’m the champion in front of my tv screen

Shooting goals for victory

It’s the job i would never fail

The silver for the losers

Send them all to jail

I’m a sportsman and i never lose

No game is too rough, no race is too tough

I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?

I’m the champion in front of my tv screen