Cricket And The Genie - The Claypool Lennon Delirium

What the Doctor said could never be forgotten

«Son, don’t you know that there’s a pill for every problem

in this little magic bottle that’s filled with love».

Little Cricket was only three

he rubbed his magic bottle

suddenly appeared a Genie

(The Genie said)

«I'm the patron saint of prescription drugs».

So, remember when you need a hug

just close your eyes

and give your bottle a rub

Cricket didn’t need many friends

cuz the Genie was such a perfect

companion

His horrible Mama had such

an independent boy

Just remember when you need a hug

to close your eyes

and give your bottle a rub

Little Cricket was twenty-three

he rubbed his plastic bottle

but found the bottle was empty

(the Genie was dead)

he was suddenly such an unhappy boy

he decided that he needed some fun

he went to the store and purchased

himself a gun