4Chan - The Cool Greenhouse

Well I ate my Christmas dinner from a can

Y’know I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon

Started up, completely unclothed

Well there’s no point in dressing, for these times

Harassed some snowflakes, for the lulz

Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life

And dicks out for old Harambe

I’m not alone, I’m online

I’m on 4Chan

I’m into /pol/ and /b/

And it feels… feels good, man

To be making history

Today I’ve photoshopped fourteen photographs

Of Tyler Durden, and good old Patrick Bateman

And now my Steam account has two new followers

And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces

I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m Geekbenching over seven thousand

Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend

And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days

But then again, they’re way behind

And I’m on 4Chan

I’m into /mu/ and /v/

And it feels… feels good, man

And I’m gonna kill normies

But who you gonna call?

Oh when the boards are slow, or the server’s down

Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure

Have another crank, by the window

I said, who you gonna call?

Oh when you can’t bear the noise of it, and you finally see through it all

And then you decide to sell all your cryptos

Well you’re just some just some dude who decided to stay at home

On 4Chan

Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs

And pissing all over everyone, for no reason

And they think it’s Russia

But there’s no rest for the wicked

Well someone’s gotta keep an eye on all these beta cucks

Forever alone

Forever alone

Forever alone

And I’m bound