Vassillios - The Disco Biscuits

Vassillios, neck beard

Straight from the gutter

Shaped like a cow

And milked like an udder

You know he’s a freak 'cause he looks with his mother

Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker

Vassillios, straight from the gutter

Vassillios, we love you like a brother

Vassillios, straight from the gutter

Vassillios, we love you like a

Vassillios, sweet cheeks

We love you like a brother

Jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other

A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder

To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter

Swiftly sneaking

Vassillios is sleeping like a baby

Overzealous the bees are getting jealous

Vassillios, maybe

On the down low

Underneath your hedgerow

Something is startling

For farthing, darling

Nothing more is marveling

Vassillios, maybe