OK Jokes Over - The Dismemberment Plan

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:

Was I the best lover you ever had?

And give me it straight

Doesn’t it keep you up at night?

You tell me how you think you finally found love

It’s lovely to hear how you’ve finally found love

Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight

(scream that sounds like «nnnnnnnooowwwwwwww»)

Well you couldn’t have asked for a funnier scene

And as for his temper, well I see what you mean

But give him a week and I swear he’ll just forget

And I thank the lord that I’m me and not him

Cause I may be stupid but at least I’m not dim

And when he walked in, oh I felt no regret

(scream that sounds like «nnoooooooooooo»)

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:

Was I the best lover you ever had

And give me it straight

Doesn’t it keep you up at night?

If you’re such a victim then go call the cops

But you certainly looked good when you were on top

If I get the blame then I get the credit too, a-too, a-Tooooooooooooo!