The Beauty Regime - The Divine Comedy

Beat stress and rebalance your life

Make those dreams come true

Impress all your colleagues and friends

With the brand new you

So many lives condemned for no need

'Cause people don’t buy the right magazine

Take a look in the mirror and see

Exactly how worthless you are

In a rut?

Can’t get out?

Don’t know why?

It’s time to make that change

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So please don’t feel blue — let us show you how

To talk yourself into a good mood right now

Feeling sad is no longer allowed

No matter how worthless you are

And if your life depresses you

Just live it through your favourite movie star

Beat stress and rebalance your life

All you need to do

Is forget all the useless advice

And live your life for you

Don’t let them sell you impossible dreams

Don’t be a slave to the beauty regime

Look again in the mirror and see

Exactly how perfect you are