Amphibious Trigonometry - The Gothsicles

Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse

With like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse

And a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse

But one type of monster always has it the worst

'Cause the werewolf guy’s gig is to howl at the moon

And the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon

But you’ll always wait for 3 in the afternoon

If you’re the fish kid from the Black Lagoon

'Cause you need

Water to breathe

Can’t take French 3

Amphibiously

Were you a zombie fish boy

Well then I 'spose it wouldn’t matter

As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus

But I’ve never seen a revenant complete a swan dive

Fish men may be monsters, but they’re clearly alive

Can’t be a football star like Frankenstein

The impact would surely crack your fragile spines

Can’t be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds

'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can’t ennuciate words

Can’t get a steady girl or friend with benefits

'Cause no lady likes a guy who’s been a fish

But as marine-based life, you can still take pride

In fearing no swirly or bubbler ride

'Cause you need

Water to breathe

Can’t take Trigonometry

Amphibiously

Were you a zombie fish boy

Well then I 'spose it wouldn’t matter

As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus

But I’ve never seen a revenant complete a swan dive

Fish men may be monsters, but they’re clearly alive

And I’m glad they’re not zombies

For I confess

That I’m WAY DONE WITH ZOMBIES

But I digress

The point is that school will make you depressed

If you’ve got gills on your face and scales on your chest