Trapped On Wikipedia - The Gregory Brothers

Oh Schno!

I can’t watch things based on true events

'Cause I’ll get trapped on Wikipedia

Eight hours readin' about Fred Hampton

I’ve been trapped on Wikipedia

Don’t set me free

I need to know all about the Great Stink

Oh, why would I ever go to sleep?

When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?

(They're native to the Isle of Man)

(One second, let’s see what the Isle of Man is)

I can’t watch things that are fictional

'Cause I’ll get trapped on Wookieepedia

Six hours learnin' about Coleman Trebor

Yeah, I’ve been trapped on Wookieepedia

I don’t care if you disapprove

I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof

Oh, what would I stop to eat dinner for?

When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore?

You might think that readin' all these facts

Have made me the smartest man on the planet

But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway

And be back on Wikipedia, damn it, damn it

I can’t walk and look around at things at all

'Cause I’ll be trapped on Wikipedia

Ten hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle

Yeah, I’ve been trapped on Wikipedia

Just let me be, I’m sightseein' in Tuscany

Oh, I’ll never go to sleep

'Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee

I cannot function in the world today

Because I’m trapped on Wikipedia