(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar - The Guild

Hang with me in my MMO

So many places we can go You’ll never see my actual face

Our love, our love will be in virtual space

I’m craving to emote with you

So many animations I can do Be anything you want me to be

Come on, come on, share a potion with me CHORUS:

Do you wanna date my Avatar

She’s a star

And she’s hotter than reality by far

Wanna date my Avatar?

You can type commands

I’ve got slots for what I hold in my hands

Don’t care what’s in your character bank

How 'bout, How 'bout a little tank and spank

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys

Here in cyberspace there’s no disease

Pick a time, send a tell to me Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

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Single white human,

Looking for group

My stats so high

Don’t be out of the loop

Got an uber-leet staff

That you can equip

Close your mouth up ladies

This is pure nerd-nip

I’m a pixel-based fantasy

A man so stoic

I hack and slash

Who the heck’s more heroic?

Check me out:

Cloth armor

Fits me like a glove

Just twitter a time

I’m ready for love

Hang with me in my MMO

So many places we can go

I’m better than a real world quest

You’ll touch, my plus 5 to dexterity vest

What role do you wanna play

I’m just a click away night or day

And if you think I’m not the one

Log off, Log off and we’ll be done

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Do you wanna date my Avatar (x8)