Little Johnny Went To Parliament - The Holloways

Well we’ve all heard times about Little Johnny

Get in trouble at school, filthy little mouth

He called a teacher a tool, during his honour technology

During science, the teacher he respected

Wrote down his defiance with a subject unexpected

Of what would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea

And Johnny comes in from school and says

Mum, there’s a star on fire in the sky

And it scares me I don’t know why

Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says

Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here

Remember last year when we nearly lost the house

And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned

So look here now, Little Johnny’s on a mission

Down to Parliament, by his own admission

It’s an argument he expects and he’s gonna let his anger flow

So Johnny starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker

'Bout his worries for the Earth but they’re lost in the ether

Johnny ain’t daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat

He locks them inside, they cannot be breathing

Now Little Johnny’s outside, the MPs are on fire

So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire brigade

Aimed for the windows as Little Johnny did a cry

The world flooded in and all the faders shut an eye

And none of them were sailors

And were scared of chopping seas and catastrophe

'Cause there’s a star on fire in the sky

And it scares me I don’t know why

Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says

Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here

Remember last year when we nearly lost the house

And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned

So off went the water and down came the heat

All the way down to an ice age degree

And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree'

So in comes Johnny, not so little now

Back at my school, our … says how

The teacher’s a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see

'Cause there’s a star on fire in the sky

And it scares me I don’t know why

But Little Johnny’s got tears in his eyes and his mum says

Calm down son, we don’t want anymore of them floods in here

Remember last year when we nearly lost the house

And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned