Captain Chaos - The Hotknives

I woke up in the sink again

I can’t recall a thing since ten

My legs have turned to heavy lead

A constant buzz inside my head

There are some things I can’t recall

No clothes on in a shopping mall?

I found some strange stains on my shirt

I hope it’s good and honest dirt!

Captain chaos strikes again

A drink or three I’m fine but then

I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door

Someone starts a drinking race

The coat-stand hits me in the face

I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more

A song sung in between the key

That Karaoke king was me

I hope I didn’t say out loud

The things my mind had disallowed

The bouncer had an attitude

Or was I loud and really rude?

I really must sort out my head

Oh God there’s someone in my bed!

Captain chaos strikes again

A drink or three I’m fine but then

I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door

Someone starts a drinking race

The coat-stand hits me in the face

I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more

The instant guilt, the cold remorse

The same again next week of course

A tiny line to make you fast

The future caught up with your past

It’s Friday night we’re going out

We’ll drink too much again, no doubt

I can’t recall a thing since ten

I woke up in the sink again

Captain chaos strikes again

A drink or three I’m fine but then

I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door

Someone starts a drinking race

The coat-stand hits me in the face

I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more

Captain chaos strikes again

A drink or three I’m fine but then

I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door

Someone starts a drinking race

The coat-stand hits me in the face

I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more