I Can't Put My Finger On It - The Housemartins

As martin said to xanthe

As they played with wooden toys

You may have wendy’s playhouse

But where the heel’s your boys?

As paul said to fifi

As they eyed each other up You may have better plimsoles

But you can’t pee standing up And I’d like to take the time to bite

Their neck and make it bleed

Or maybe I could cut holes in their

Daddy’s harris tweed

And I can’t put my finger on it Maybe it’s something in their food

And I cna’t put my finger on it All I know is christ would’ve sued

As sharon said to jamie

As they sat down for a chat

If you think I’m cooking dinner

Well, prepare to eat dead rat

As debbie said to alex

As they held hands in the park

How come you wear rupert check

When you think you’re so hard

I should’ve done his land rover

To let him know I’d been

Instead I wrote f' off

On the dirt across his screen

And I can’t put my finger on it Maybe it’s something in their food

And I cna’t put my finger on it All I know is christ would’ve sued

I wish I’d let them know that I was here

A drop of arsenic in the wine

Sulphuric acid in the beer