Your Feets Too Big - Original Mono - The Ink Spots

Who’s that walkin' 'round here?

Mercy!

Sounds like baby patter

Baby elephant patter, that’s what I calls it]

Say, up in Harlem, at a table for two,

There were four of us, me, your big feet and you

From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet,

From there down, there’s just too much feet!

Yes, your feet’s too big!

Don’t want ya 'cause your feet’s too big!

Can’t use ya 'cause your feet’s too big!

I really hate ya 'cause your feet’s too big!

Yeah!

Lah-dee-doo-dah,

Nah-dah-nah-dah

Where d’ya get 'em?

Nah-dee-ah-dah

Your girl, she likes ya, she thinks you’re nice,

Got what it takes to be in paradise

She said she likes your face, she likes your rig,

But, man, oh, man, them things are too big

Oh, your feet’s too big

Don’t want ya 'cause your feet’s too big!

Mad at ya 'cause your feet’s too big

I hate ya 'cause your feet’s too big

My goodness, gun the gunboats!

Shift!

Shift!

Shift!]

Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal

To me you look just like a fossil

You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin',

'Cause your feet’s too big, yeah

Come on and walk that thing

Oh, I never heard o' such walkin', Mercy!

You know your pedal extremities really are obnoxious.

One never knows, do one?]