POPE JOHN PAUL THE 3RD - The Left Rights

If I was gonna be a power ranger

I would be the white power ranger

But if I was a pope

I would be

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He ain’t too short, he ain’t too tall!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s pretty fucking wicked!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s gotta set of enormous balls!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s pretty fucking wicked!

If I was a polar bear

I would eat human heads

But if I was a pope

I would be

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He ain’t too short, he ain’t too tall!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s pretty fucking wicked!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s gotta set of enormous balls!

Pope John Paul

Pope John Paul

He’s pretty fucking wicked!

I want to have sex with boys

I want to have sex with girls

If I’m going to abstain from sex

Then I’d better be the fucking pope