I'm A Weirdo - The Lonely Island

I’m a weirdo, yeah I’m a weirdo

People looking at me crazy, I don’t care though

I’m a weirdo, w-w-weirdo

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no

I say fuck no, I say fuck no

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no

I’m a weirdo not a hero

Had a psych eval didn’t clear though

Ergo I say ear-go

Cut my ear off, now I can’t hear stereo

If that makes me weird, I’m weird

I use a Mach3 razor on my beard

I use a Mach10 razor down here

Seven more blades cause I like it sheared

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Spoon in my ear cause my brain’s made of gelatone

Latin girls say «turn up the Reggaeton»

But it’s me in a wig, mind is hella gone

«Ay papi, you crazy»

Yeah I’m crazy for driving Miss Daisy

Best picture, must be doing something right

Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight

Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight

Bit a cop got a ticket for a cop bite

I’m demented and deranged, motherfucker

Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherfucker

Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans

Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man

Best picture, must be doing something right

Shit, I’m repeating myself, man I’m not right

I’m a weirdo, yeah I’m a weirdo

People looking at me crazy, I don’t care though

I’m a weirdo, w-w-weirdo

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no

I say fuck no, I say fuck no

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no