Trouble On Dookie Island - The Lonely Island

«Take a good look at me.

You need a bad guy like me.»

«All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break 'em for no

one.»

Yo hopped out the whip, pop the heater out the glovey

Ski-masked it up, bout to jack these fools, lovely

Blasted through the door blazing hell with the shells flyin

Spiderwebbed the flat screen in one shot, babies crying

Got these bitches nose bloody, face down in the shag

This bitch is flippin-

Shut the fuck up and fill the bag

All of a sudden- BOOM

Shots from the back room

It was a setup, dude yelling: «Get lit up»

Yo we bust out the back, dookie flying outta my pants

You got the keys?

Yeah boy now make that engine dance

This shit is stallin', fuck man they strapped up

Let’s make a break for it to the crib for the backup

We hit the pavement, dookie busting all out of my jeans

You hop the fence, so we can get away clean

We hit the dirt, this rottweiler snarlin', and smiling

He ripped my pantleg off, a bunch of dookies went flying

I had to blast, dog brains all in the grass

Mixed with the dookie, yeah man!

nighty night!

Time to smash

Yo we cut through the park, dookies popping outta my shirt

A hail bullets from behind, like lead fireworks

Dookie filling up my sneaks bought to bust, No doubt

Pulled off my Isotoner glove, shook the dookies out

Yo it’s The Jakes, they want us to be chased

Yo duck over here, I gotta ditch some dead dookie weight

Whipped off my skully so I could dump the dookie

Cop blazing out the eucalyptus tryin' to shoot me

I blew out his back, that’s all she wrote man

Yeah, on his chest left two dookies for the boatman

They coming man, quick throw these dookies in the trash

Hold up more dookie, they comin' out fast

Yo I can’t move my leg, cause I’m stuck on dookie mountain

Fifty guns open fire, blood spray like a fountain

Now our bodies all shredded, shots blaze right through me

We’re deader than dust, done in by the dookie

Trouble on Dookie Island