'91: The Day I Finally... - The Magnetic Fields

The day I finally snap

Everybody will clap

They’ll be lining up for miles

For me to slay them in the aisles

And it won’t be long now

No no no, it won’t be long now

'Til it comes to a stop

The day I finally croak

Bet my life is a joke

Everybody will laugh

Right off the end of the graph

And they won’t be wrong now

No no no, they won’t be wrong now

The day I finally

Everybody will

They’ll be lining up for miles

For me to slay them in the aisles

And it won’t be long now

No no no, it won’t be long now

'Til it comes to a stop

The day I finally (barnyard noises)

Because my life is a--

There was a young woman from Enus

Who came to our party as Venus

We told her how rude

'Twas to come there quite nude

And we brought her a leaf from the greenhouse