Rock 'n' Roll Guy - The Magnetic Fields

I want a real rock 'n' roll guy

One in a gown slit to his thigh

Liquid eyeliner in his eye

Making him cry, cry, cry

I need a real rock 'n' roll man

Someone with no long-term plan

As worldly-wise as Charlie Chan

Someone who can sleep in a van, man

Give me a real rock 'n' roll star

Someone with blood on his guitar

Someone who dresses like a Tsar

Oh, who doesn’t look best from afar?

Find me an old rock 'n' roll soul

Who paints his nails black as coal

Who may go out just for a stroll

And never return

Turn, turn…