Little Boy Don't Lose Your Balls - Paul Kelly

Little boy, you look so clear around the eyes

And what they’ve got in store for you you may not realise

So be careful when you hear the voices call

Watch out, little boy, don’t lose your balls

'Cause you never know the rules until you play

First they stroke you then they screw you

Try to take your balls away

And once they’re gone they’re way beyond recall

Watch out, little boy, don’t lose your balls

Balls run wild

Balls may get way out of line

You may not even know you’ve left your balls way behind

You know money only buys you what you want

And you can’t buy your balls back like you buy a pair of pants

And once they’re gone you’ve really got fuck all

Watch out, little boy, don’t lose your balls