G.o.r.g.i.e. - The Mitchell Brothers, Leo The Lion

I got four and a half grand from FIT

I got £2,300 for that remix

I’ve gotta pay 935 for this sofa

And I’m still waiting for my accountant to get that check for £6,200

And I made £1600 on that SLK

And oh yeah, yeah, I gotta sign on

£70 is still £70 I tell ya

I ain’t goin' in that place mate, ahh

Stinks of piss man!

You gotta claim the dole ya cunt!

If I ain’t claiming the dole, my name ain’t ??

I’m running a record label 'ere!

I gotta have a few good in my pocket.

I’ve had enough of seeking a job

And claiming Jobseekers allowance

I’m impatient so I’m allowin' it

Every fortnight, I gotta sit?

In a Portsmouth shirt and a badge with her first name on it

She boffels for time, close enough to 1 hour

Does fuck all but mumbles while clicking on a mouse

Twisting her screen, towards me, so I can see

A long list of vacancies, that pay pittance fees

Every time I try and tell her 'I ain’t working for a ?'

From 11 to 3, or from 9 to 5

She sits back in her seat, rolls her eyes and sighs

Saying I need to fix up, cos I’m gunna be 25

How the fuck can this bitch tell me how to live my life?

Like i’m an illiterate kid that can’t read or write?

All of this for a gorgie, your £44 a week

Fuck the DSS and your gorgie, you can keep it

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

Quatre of an ounce of skunk a week and my gorgie is done

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

That’s a brand spanking new pair of Nike air max and my ge#orgie is done

All the advisers have gone on their lunch

It’s now 12.30, they’ll be back at 1

I’ve been in here for 1 hour, i’m done!

If only I woke up when my alarm rung

I would not have been 10 minutes late, sittin, pissed!

Referred by this cunt on the phone talking shit!

He could have just signed me and handled this quick

Instead, looks me up and down like i’m a prick!

Every 2 weeks on Wednesday i’m here flippin' (.screwin?)

Booklet in hand, pushin buttons or queuing

They’re either gossiping or interviewing

They always ignore your queries when you’re new in

Oh here she comes through the front entrance doors

Shirley’s her name, ??

?

or retail I hate lookin for

For £4.30 an hour that is poor!

I might as well hustle my giro, withdraw!

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

That’s a couple of bottles of wine in market bar and my gorgie is done

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

Stone Island t-shirt from selfridges and my gorgie is done

Or alternatively, I could shot rocks outside Camden tube station

Hang on a minute… I swear you can still sign on when you’re selling drugs?

That’s the fucking beauty of it!

The DSS stands for 'Dick head sitting still'

That’s what they do behind their desk, just sit still

Bellin' me about an interview for new deal

While i’m down at my lawyers about to sign a new deal

They’re under the impression i’m a lazy git

Like i just cotch indoors all day blazin spliffs

But little do they kno, i spit for a pay roll

In Cambridge, Manchester, Nottingham, and Bristol

They want me, to button up, my Ralph shirts, and my tie

Be right, there on time, 1 on 1, why 9?

With a reference, and my CV and my P45

To provide some bit of evidence of how i’ve been getting by

To see if i’m lying, but i’m just, too smart

Tryin to stare me deep in the eyes to catch me off guard

But i’m making this claim, no way would I change

You can put me on new deal, i’ll claim, again

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

Thats 3 new dvd’s from HMV and my gorgie is done

£44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight

Thats ISS and FIFA on PS2 and my gorgie is done