Uncle Gordie - The Planet Smashers

Shovel the snow off the frozen lake

I start tying on my brand new skates

Shoot the puck with Uncle Gordie

He leaves work early 'cause we love hockey

When I grow up I want to play in the NHL

On the same line with Oleg and his brother Kjell

Checking Dougie Gilmour, crack his head

Slash Theorin Fleury, hack his legs

Uncle Gordie he shoots he scores!

My friends ain’t all-stars but they’re ok

Pick up teams drop the puck and play

Skate until dinner, watch the pros on TV

Screw my homework 'cause we love hockey