I Can't Believe I'm Not A Millionaire - The Puppini Sisters

Woke up this morning with a strange sense of dread

Brewed my own coffee, made my own bed

No breakfast laid out, no freshly baked bread

I had a pop tart instead

Fished through my closet to find a clean dress

Nothing?

s been washed, the place is a mess, mmmmmmm

Look for my limousine, once more it?

s not there

I can?

t believe I?

m not a millionaire

Where is the room that hosts my shoes

The snooty butler and private mews

My invitation to Elton?

s bash

But most of all, where is my cash?

Awwwwwwww

Dinner from Asda, no lobster in sight

Marcella: Tears at the check out, this don?

t feel right

And as I lug my bags up three flights of stairs

I can?

t believe I?

m not a millionaire

Aaah-uh

I can?

t believe I?

m not a millionaire

Aaah-uh

I can?

t believe I?

m not a millionaire