Ursula Finally Has Tits - The Queers

When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl

Even before her first pubic hair would curl

Then old Hubey said, «Hey, dude, check this out

Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker’s chest started to sprout.»

And we all love her — Ursula

We all love her — Ursula

We all love her — Ursula

Our attention’s undivided

Dammit we’re excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tit — all right

Ursula finally has tits — outta sight

Ursula finally has tits — now she’s cool

Ursula finally has tits — check it out, dude

Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought:

Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra

Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes

I think there’s something that she needs to get off her chest