Canyonero - The Simpsons

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,

smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.

Canyonero!

Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,

It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero!

(Yah!) Canyonero!

Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the

Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,

65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero!

Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero!

Canyonero!

(Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,

She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero!

(Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!