Idiot - The Supernaturals

If you want you can buy me a bullworker for my birthday

But that doesn’t mean necessarily

That you’ll end up with Mr Musclehead

A raving stud in your bed

'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived

I’ve got so much love and joy to give

So handsome and intelligent

I’m the world’s number one suavest gent

But of course I’m not

But of course I’m not

I’m just an idiot

Sweetheart

If you want I’ll get my hair cut regularly

But that doesn’t mean necessarily

That you’ll get Bob Dylan or even Matt Dillon

You get a someone instead of a no one

'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived

I’ve got so much love and joy to give

So handsome and intelligent

I’m the world’s number one suavest gent

But of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

I’m just an idiot

Sweetheart

Sweetheart

I’m an idiot

So don’t think that you will get an apology

'Cause that’s the last thing that you’ll get out of me

You want a Chippendale, you’ve got an Airedale

You want a gladiator, I’ll see you later

'Cause I’m the greatest that ever lived

Got so much love and joy to give

So handsome and intelligent

I’m the world’s number one suavest gent

But of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

I’m just an idiot

Sweetheart

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

I’m just an idiot

Of course I’m not

Sweetheart

I’m just an idiot

But of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

Of course I’m not

I’m just an idiot

Just an idiot

Sweetheart

So don’t think that you will get an apology