Chili Sauce - The Time

Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back

(Oh, I’m sorry Sir, those are all taken)

Jerome

(Urgh! I think maybe we can arrange it, Mr. Day)

Thank you so much

Oh Morris, was that necessary?

Jerome

Okay, okay, I’m sorry

(Right this way, Sir)

You know, this is an exciting establishment you have here

(What I wouldn’t give for a broken bottle)

I can’t hear you, what’d you say?

(I said, I said, «Yes, we’re remodeling»)

Mhm

(Cocktails before dinner?)

Yes, two Piña Coladas

Make mine a virgin

(Okay, will you be having a virgin as well?)

Yes!

For dessert!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Sir, I’m afraid I don’t get it)

Say, do you know how to do «The Walk»?

Why, certainly, everyone can do «The Walk»

Well honey, why don’t you just walk your ass to the other side of the room?

(Fuck you, too, nigga)

Ah my dear, it’s rough at the top

Jerome?

Ehem, get your pad and pencil.

I think it’s gonna be kinda right

If my judge of character’s correct, it’s gon' be by the letter tonight

Now stop me when I get to 17

Excuse me, baby

I bet you didn’t know I had a piece of this restaurant, did you?

But it looks like I’m gonna have to buy the whole thing and fire that man

May I taste that?

Excuse me, that’s kinda weak.

Here, try mine.

You know…

Good God

They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac

You look so lovely tonight

Why?

Thank you

Probably even better under exotic red lights

I wish you could see my home, it’s… it’s so exciting

In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed

Really?

Mhm.

It’s just surrounded by plants and lights and shit

And all kinds of little erotic artifacts.

We could have breakfast in bed

Oh

I have an Italian cook.

Jerome Sa … Sa … Sagagagracci or something like that

It’s funny, your eyes, when you stare at me like that

It causes my … my stomach to quiver

Oh Lord!

Do you like diamonds?

… Mm, hmm!

Yeah?

… Yeah!

I know it’s rather masculine, but try this one on

Wow

My God darling, it fits.

You must have strong hands

But they’re so soft, like the oils in my morning bath

(Somebody help me)

Darling?

Yes

I’m not usually so forward, but … would you like to make love to me?

Hmm?

I … I could make it so nice

Do you know what is meant by the words, uhh???

I hate to use them

They’re … they’re so harsh, American.

You know what I mean?

And yet on the other hand, they’re exciting words.

The words, «Chili sauce»

Oh Lord

You know, I haven’t made love in so long

But with you, I know it would be just like riding a bike

I’d remember everything I’ve ever learned

Baby, if the Kid can’t make you come, nobody can

(Morris)

Yeah?

Oh, um, what’s it gonna be, baby?

Chili sauce

Oh Lord