Beer, Wine and Sunshine - The Twang

You smelled, you smelled like hell

You smelled like Halloween back then

You smelled so bad you scared the girls away

That’s what they said to me

A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes

Oh, please, I need my bed

I haven’t fucked, just don’t know what you say

I sit around confused, you just pop into my head

Some of them quite bizarre

A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes

Oh, don’t be like that, I’m a nice guy

You’re so bound to drink, can’t be asked to explain

Now what was I saying?

My girl thinks I’m a flat

I watch my faculties, I’m slowly stuck

I swear I’ll never teach you another drive

Who I am trying to kick

Beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes

Oh, don’t be like that, I’m a nice guy

It’s all down do drink, let me try to explain

Now what was I saying?

I must refrain from drinking gin

That lady’s drink is gonna do me wrong

I wake up naked, laying next to a bed

Does not for self esteem

And mixing beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes

I’m on beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes

Just give me beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes