Jilted John (The Vandals) - The Vandals

I’ve been going out with a girl

Her name is Julie

But last night she said to me

When we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you

But there’s this bloke, I fancy

I don’t want to two time you

So it’s the end for you and me

Who’s this bloke I asked her

Gordon, she replied

Not that puff, I said dismayed

Yes but he’s no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you’ll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried

All the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon

Standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him?

Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless

To pack me for Gordon

Just cos he’s better looking than me

Just cos he’s cool and trendy

But I know he’s a moron

Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

He is a creep, she is a tart

He’s very cheap, she is a slut

He thinks he’s tough, she is a bitch

He is a puff

Yeah yeah, it’s not fair

Yeah yeah, it’s not fair

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he’s bigger than me. In’t he?)

(I know, I’ll get my mate Barry to hit him. He’d flatten him)

(Oh but Barry’s a mate of Gordon’s in’e?)

(I don’t care)

I don’t care, I don’t care

Yeah yeah

Cause she’s a slag and he’s a creep

She is a tart, he’s very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he’s tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah