My First X-Mas (As A Woman) - The Vandals

With Christmas upon us it’s time to be honest

Follow my dreams and to face

A life of delusion and gender confusion

That no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs

I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls

And dressing up in mother’s clothing

My whole life I’ve been feeling only feminine

It always seemed so useless trying to be a man

Now that’s a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time

'Cause it’s going to be the very first time

That Christmas feels right to me

And I know that I’m looking good

Just like a real girl should

It’s my first Christmas as a woman

Yeah, a doctor reconstructed all my genitals

And now I’m waiting nigh beneath the mistletoe

For a guy who could love a girl like me

I took the hormones and I got my breasts

This season’s gonna be the best to me

I won’t have to tuck it behind me

Since I got my brand new vagina

It’s my first Christmas as a woman

Chop if off!

Chop if off!

Chop if off!

My penis, chop it off!

It’s no use to me

Cut it off!

Chop it off!

Chop it off!

My penis, cut it off

So I can finally be a woman!

Now I’m finally happy 'cause I made my goal

To be a post-operative transsexual

Now I am a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time

'Cause it’s going to be the very first time

That Christmas feels right to me

'Cause I know that I’m looking good

Just like a real girl should

It’s my first Christmas as a woman