Phone Machine - The Vandals

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I’m so sorry I missed your call

I’ll see you on Sunday

Good-bye, I love you.

But,

if this is you,

you can suck my tick!

if it’s my boss,

fudge you!

I quit!

Anyone else,

you can do the same

don’t leave a message,

unless you’re viking lame!