The Day I was a Horse - The Vaselines

They say the story, hope it don’t bore ya,

About they day I was a horse,

He said I’ve been a mourning and a better be a comming,

And he changed into a horse.

Where’d he go?

I don’t know.

Whats he on?

Something strong.

Whats it?

Doing shit.

I think I’m on a muther fuckin trip.

He walks his house with a big bad mouth,

And he swallowed all my friends,

So I let him in and rescued the gang,

And he started up again,

He got kinda thinking and he started up a shaking,

And fell on the bed,

Forgot his swings how everything had changed,

Thought this might never end.