Mister Charisma - The Waterboys

Tell me Mister Charisma

What will your next trick be?

Slagging Sgt Pepper, snorting your old man’s bones

Or falling out of a tree

Hold on Mister Charisma

You got something tasty up your sleeve

Something to mash your best friend’s brains

Or have we been deceived?

I wish it was a riff

I wish it was a riff

A riff as stiff

As a teddy boy’s quiff

I wish it was a song

An elegant song

Good as Wild Horses

But twice as long

Tell me Mister Charisma

What will your next trick be?