Dating a Porn Star - The Weepies

Dating a porn star, it isn’t all roses

She leaves you home on a Saturday night

You can go crazy with thoughts and supposes

Lose the thin thread between what’s wrong and right

So Starlight won’t you kiss me

For I have missed you so

Just like the others

And all of their brothers

I’ve come to see the show

The strip club crowd looks like a sad constellation

But I hold your heart like the sky holds the moon

I’m cast down outside cause they don’t allow boyfriends

Star won’t you tell me you’re coming home soon

So Starlight won’t you kiss me

For I have missed you so

Just like the others

And all of their brothers

I’ve come to see the show

Playing cards with the bouncer to let me back in

I hear them announce her and I hear her begin

Sometimes I think that I was born to lose

My money, my shirt, my socks and my shoes

Dating a porn star, it’s bad news brother

You wonder how long 'til the coming of day

And wait by the sparkly curtains of heaven

The stars look so pretty from so far away

So Starlight won’t you kiss me

For I have missed you so

Just like the others

And all of their brothers

I’ve come to see the show