Kill the Director - The Wombats

I’ve met someone that’s made me feel sea sick

Oh what a skill to have, oh what a skill

To have so many people that make a distinctive

But they’re not mine to have no they’re not mine

Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper

Though I don’t care about the soaps

No I don’t care about the soaps

Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode

(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)

If this is a romcom

Kill the director

(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)

If this is a romcom

Kill the director

Please

Carrots help us see much better in the dark

Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart

This is my head and this is my spout

When they work together they can’t figure anything out

So with tha angst of a teenage band

Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand

Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand

(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)

If this is a romcom

Kill the director

(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)

If this is a romcom

Kill the director

(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)

If this is a romcom

Kill the director

Please

This is no

Bridget Jones

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Kill the director)

This is no

Bridget Jones

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Kill the director)

This is no

(Kill)

Bridget Jones

(Kill)

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Kill the director)

This is no

(Kill)

Bridget Jones

(Kill)

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Would someone kill the director)

This is no

(Kill kill)

Bridget Jones

(Kill kill)

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Kill the director)

This is no

(Kill kill)

Bridget Jones

(Kill kill)

This is no

Bridget Bridget

(Kill the director)

This is no

(Kill kill)

Bridget Jones

(Kill kill)

This is no

Bridget Bridget Jones