My 1-Bedroom - Theo Katzman

You bring your boots and your yoga pants

I’ll bring my copy of The Royal Scam

We can get down to the Steely Dan

In my one bedroom

We’ll set the tone with a window plant

Decorative soap and a 'Welcome' mat

We’ll split the cost of it all in half

In my one bedroom

Tell me why

Is it so hard to see the stars align?

When we tangle into knots every time

Look outside your window, it’s getting colder

Living limb by limbo, it’s getting older

Take a chance on my quadruple-leafed clover

It’s about to bloom

I’m going nowhere

I hope you join me soon

I hope you join me soon

In my 1-bedroom

I’ll bring some socks, and some underwear

Bagels and lox, and some silverware

We’ll play some Risk and some Truth or Dare

In my 1-bedroom

Your father’s dough, and his coffee cup

Your mother’s robe, and her best of luck

Will keep us warm when the times get tough

In my 1-bedroom

Tell me why

Is it so hard to see the stars align?

When we tangle into knots every time

Look outside your window, it’s getting colder

Living limb by limbo, it’s getting older

Take a chance on my quadruple-leafed clover

It’s about to bloom

I’m going nowhere

I hope you join me soon

I hope you join me soon

In my 1-bedroom