Viewers Like You - Tilt

I thought I heard you screaming

I thought I heard you crying

But then the TV told me, yeah

That you were only lying

That you were only crying wolf

That you were only j-j-jiving

Then I changed the channel

You bored me with your whining

Oh, I’ve seen everything.

Everything!

Every possible scenario

I’m filled with such ennui

I could sleep for a week

Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?

I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand

Give me something new!

You’re losing my consumer confidence

And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)

Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex

I thought I heard you bleeding

I thought I heard you dying

But then the TV told me, yeah

Help would be arriving

And then I heard a bomb explode!

I saw the fighters d-d-dive

And then I changed the channel

To go turn on more whining

Oh, I’ve seen everything.

Everything!

Every possible scenario

I’m filled with such ennui

I could sleep for a week

Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?

I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand

Give me something new!

You’re losing my consumer confidence

And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)

Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex

Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?

I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand

Give me something new!

You’re losing my consumer confidence

And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)

Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex