Fourteen Years In Rowville - TISM

You can go buy a shottie, hold up the local TAB

Or steal a few VCRs or try a smash and grab

You won’t be getting half the loot, your lawyer QC will

You may as well obey the law, I sentence you to Rowville

Row, Rowville

Row, Rowville

I sentence you to fourteen years in Row, Rowville

Why shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

Go down to the casino to see a deadened eye

It sure won’t be Lloyd Williams who hears the judge’s will

«Citizen, for obedience, I sentence you to Rowville»

Row, Rowville

Row, Rowville

I sentence you to fourteen years in Row, Rowville

I will sentence you

Sentence you, sentence you

I will sentence you

Sentence you, sentence you

For crime against the person, the tabloid press will shout

The animal be locked away and never let him out

For crime against property, you will have to pay the bill

For crime against the spirit, I sentence you to Rowville

Row, Rowville

Row, Rowville

Row, Rowville

Row, Rowville

I sentence you to fourteen years in Row, Rowville