I Hate My Frickin' Isp - Todd Rundgren

The reason that I signed up Is the reason that I hate it I know she’s made her mind up I just don’t know how she’s made it And my dial-up screen has locked me Into a touch tone tune monotony

Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out

And I wait

And I wait

And I hate my frickin ISP

He ain’t got go bandwidth left for me And I’ll never get back

Never get back the time that I waste

That’s what I hate

My job’s so hard to swallow

But it’s got me by the collar

In some Motel 6 squalor

Where every local call’s a dollar

I got no time left to jack off

I got a deadline that won’t back off

I’m about to chew my own leg off

Cause it’s so late

And I’m late

And I hate my frickin ISP

I get bumped for inactivity

And I’ll never get back

Never get back the time that I waste

That’s what I hate

It rained CD roms that gave me Twenty hours free

I let my service provider

Make a junky outta me And then he cut me off

From my online community

And now I hate, I hate it I hate I hate I hate I hate

I hate my frickin ISP

His domain name lookup takes eternity

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