You Unfollowed Me (Commentary) - Todrick Hall

Like, OMG, Penny, have you seen how Brad stares at me?

I know, Claire.

Stare-les the Clown!

Stare Master!

He’s so sterile!

Oh, my God (Awkward!)

Trevor does the same thing, it’s like, give me some hair-flip room

I know, right?

He’s the star of Ew: The Musical

Ew-ie the Movie!

Love you;

mean it!

(Muah!)

We go together like ramma-lamma-ding-dong

I’ve got a finger that you can put a ring on

You followed me, I knew we’d be forever

I poured my heart out in 140 letters

You and me, meant to be

Be my Man-Crush Monday

You’re so sweet, click retweet

If you think I am the one, babe

Went to send, clicked again

But you unfriended me, wow, boy

If you’re listenin' now, boy

I bust the windows out your car

Baby, and it felt so good

Wrote my name on your 'stang

Like Carrie Underwood

We were supposed to be

The new Jay-Z and Bey

Just like Brad and Miss Jolie

But you unfollowed me

Tell me why

You unfollowed me (Why?)

You unfollowed me (Why?)

You unfollowed me

Woah-oh-MG

You unfollowed me (I'm so pissed)

You unfollowed me (I'm about to have a BF)

You unfollowed me

Woah-oh-MG

I noticed Trevor staring at me from his locker

It’s totes whatever, it’s not really a shocker

Gave him my digits and this little thing I painted

A lovely portrait of us on the beach naked—what?

You and me, meant to be

Be my Man-Crush Monday

You’re so sweet, click retweet

If you think I am the one, babe

Went to send, clicked again

But you unfriended me, wow, boy

Hope you’re listenin' now, boy

I bust the windows out your car

Baby, and it felt so good

Wrote my name on your 'stang

Like Carrie Underwood

We were supposed to be

The new Jay-Z and Bey

Just like Brad and Miss Jolie

But you unfollowed me

Tell me why

You unfollowed me (Why?)

You unfollowed me (You're gonna regret this)

You unfollowed me (I'm the best you ever had)

Woah-oh-MG (I'm so good)

You unfollowed me (Look at me)

You unfollowed me (I said look at me!)

You unfollowed me

Woah-oh-MG

You think you’re cooler than us?

LOL

Um, you should do less thinks

You might be smarter

(But you’re balding and your breath stinks)

(We don’t have time for your reindeer games)

(You have no followers anyway)

(Your new girlfriend’s got camel lips)

(And you need to shave your nips)

Oh, my God!

Nips!

It’s short for nipples!

Hahaha, oh, my god!

It’s so gross!

I bust the windows out your car

Baby, and it felt so good

Wrote my name on your 'stang

Like Carrie Underwood

We were supposed to be

The new Jay-Z and Bey

Just like Brad and Miss Jolie

But you unfollowed me

Tell my why

You post too many Throwback Thursdays anyways

I know, right?

That’s like so yesterday

And what’s up with that pimple convention on his five-head?

Say it with me: (Facetune!)

Hashtag: loser

Hashtag: we are never getting back together

Hashtag: too many hashtags

Hashtag: moving on to bigger and better things

Hashtag: we don’t like you anyways

Hashtag: I am important

Hashtag: we could do better

Hashtag: I hate myself

Hashtag: bye, Felicia, hahaha

Hahahaha, oh, my God

Hashtag: this song is over

Hahahaha