The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) - Tom Green

My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at me

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on the man

Bum is on the man

It’s a lot of fun

To put your bum on a man

My bum is on the step

Bum is on the step

Don’t fall down the step

You might hurt your bum

And that’s not very fun

If you fall down and hurt your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It’s fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky

I’ll get a disease

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish

Swedish

Swedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble

With my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battleship

I hope they don’t shoot the cannon in my bum

And shoot poo all over the place

Poo-poo

'Cause that isn’t very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It’s fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone

My bum is all alone

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum is all alone

One, two, three, four

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum!

(Get the poo off!)

I need the poo off my bum!

I gotta get the poo of my bum!

(Poo-poo!)

I wanna hear the cannon

No, let me hear the cannon

No, no, no, not the loon

Bum is alone

Bum is alone

Bum is alone

Bum is alone

I wanna hear the cannon

I wanna hear the cannon, not the loon

Yeah, the cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum!

I want the poo poo off my bum bum

Can I hear the loon again?