I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Toni Romiti

Oh, well, imagine

As I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can’t help but to hear

No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words

«What a beautiful wedding!

What a beautiful wedding!», says a bridesmaid to a waiter

«What a shame, what a shame

The poor groom’s bride is a whore»

I chimed in with a

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of…

Oh, well in fact

Well, I’ll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh, well in fact

Well, I’ll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Pour the champagne

I chimed in with a

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of…

Poise and rationality

Again

I chimed in with a

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in

«Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?»

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of…

Poise and rationality

Again