Short Side - Too Short

Well it’s true, homeboy, I can’t lie

I got a brand new rap and I call it Short Side

You just don’t know, you’re so near

Guess what, baby boy, you get to hear

Short Side, burning rubber on a bitch

And give her toilet paper so when she shits

In her drawers, in the street

When she sees me rolling, luxury

When she wants so much to take a ride

That right there is Short Side

Having more bitches wanting me

For only one thing: head surgery

If you can’t understand that pimping tip

It’s freaky lizard lips all on my dick

If i talk too strong, don’t kick back

Short Side emotion, here’s the Rap

Too Short, I hear her call my name

Because she’s so so sprung on the Too Short game

I don’t even know what you wanna tell me

you wanna freak

You can only suck dick 'cause you’re much too fast

And on that pussy i got to pass

So, what you gonna do, what do you know?

Do you wanna take a ride so you can blow

If you don’t that’s on, Too Short’s gone

I bet another young freak will come along

They think I get down 'cause I’m so damn rich

Never left a party without a bitch

I just work' em, drop 'em and they all find out

All i get down is dick in her mouth

No two times have been the same

But another bitch’s fucked by the Too Short game

Raise up, homie, can’t you forget it?

You gonna get fucked if you try to sweat it

She was a young tender, I couldn’t resist her

Punk, i didn’t know that was your sister

But all that shit is beside the point

'Cause all i did was smoke a joint

It knock me out, without a roll

Your sister sucked me like indo smoke

Nigga, that’s game, you should know

Don’t tell me your bitches don’t ever blow

Because if they don’t, listen to me:

You’re a T-R-I-C-K, baby

I can understand if she refused

But you got to ask and she’ll suck you

'Cause all the homies know the tip

Freaky lizard lips all on my dick

Bitches are starting to recognize

Niggas don’t like them open thighs

The cap is: a nigga don’t even know her

And the bitches don’t care, she’ll still bend over

She suckin' my dick, and in her mind

It’s a popsicle in the summertime

She’s sucking it good, like a winner

She’s going to drop on top and stick it in her

I slapped that bitch and said «Get down, ho»

«My nut ain’t came, now suck some more»

Up and down I see her work

I throw my arms to the back and call her dirt

Said «I'll beat your ass with a billy club»

«If you don’t keep sucking and make me nut»

Ho, you better listen to this:

You’re sucking dinner, so suck it, bitch

I like a bitch who can suck dick

She’s gotta blow more head, blow more head than Blowjob Betty, oh yeah (echoes)

Blowjob Betty (echoes)

Gotta blow more head than Blow Job Betty

Lick my balls 'til my dick gets harder

Blow more head than a well blows water

Telling a little story on the microphone:

Biatch, you can’t fuck with me!

I got my dick sucked by Blow Job Betty

Don’t you know what that means?

Well, i’ll tell you the story of Blow Job Betty

When it came to sucking, she was ready

Since Betty was young, she seen the shit

Everynight she sucked her daddy’s dick

At first she hated it,

Then she started to make it fun

After a while, she found a way

To pretend daddy’s dick was her birthday cake

All sweet and nothing sour

Suckin' on her daddy in the midnight hour

She was eighteen when I met her

She was in the bathroom, she was putting in work

My dick got hard, and I was ready

She was sucking my homie like a baby on a titty

When his nut came, I stepped up

Pulled out my dick for that bitch to suck

She licked my dick up and down

My balls were bouncing on the ground

But then I shot a fatal nut

It knocked that bitch on her butt

She couldn’t even breathe, she was holding her throat

Me and my homie just hit the door

My homeboy said «Short, don’t worry»

But then next day i read this story:

«A young girl died, just last night

She choked on sperm in her windpipe

It was on her face, her neck and chest

And we’re sorry to say, there’s no suspects»

When i thought that, my brain clicked:

I bust a nut and killed a bitch

And don’t tell me: «Short, that’s petty»

'Cause you’ve never got sucked by Blow Job Betty

Blowjob Betty (x4)

Betty (echoes)